your room smells of hookers.
And success
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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