i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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