You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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