ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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