Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I look excited, but its just a facade.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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