what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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