Walk of Shame. In a state park.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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