I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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