road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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