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Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha

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(206): Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha http://tfl.nu/twp9

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans

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who is canola oil?

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you're an idiot.

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(610): can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans (1-610): who is canola oil? (610): you're an idiot. http://tfl.nu/vy3c

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(651): View more from Minnesota

nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent

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(651): nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent http://tfl.nu/r5vc

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.

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(504): I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine. http://tfl.nu/uiwl

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(707): View more from California

OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.

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Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.

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(707): OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy. (1-707): Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots. http://tfl.nu/h6l1

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(408): View more from California

she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.

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(408): she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night. http://tfl.nu/jplo

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.

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(203): We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won. http://tfl.nu/1h1c

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(732): View more from New Jersey

you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."

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(732): you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy." http://tfl.nu/a1we

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag

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(781): Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag http://tfl.nu/xidr

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(914): View more from New York

Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?

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(914): Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case? http://tfl.nu/y5jw

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience

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(978): Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience http://tfl.nu/snc8

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka

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(701): I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka http://tfl.nu/1kth

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(210): View more from Texas

I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish

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(210): I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish http://tfl.nu/kpto

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(213): View more from California

WTF DUDE?

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Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this

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(213): WTF DUDE? (323): Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this http://tfl.nu/ooar

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(425): View more from Washington

Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break

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Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.

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(425): Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break (425): Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk. http://tfl.nu/ki3s

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