rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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