Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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