We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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