im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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