It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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