YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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