i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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