Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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