you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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