Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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