is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Randomize