My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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