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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore

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(940): View more from Texas

nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that

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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.

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Totally get that.

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(770): View more from Georgia

If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...

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(231): View more from Michigan

We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.

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(408): View more from California

A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts

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