Umm I'm too high to move.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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