Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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