everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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