you win again, gameday.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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