is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I didn't notice because vodka
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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