If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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