Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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