Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
My vagina is officially offended.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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