"it" just moved
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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