Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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