I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
two words...techno handjob
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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