if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Even my vagina gasped.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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