You just made me feel so damn special
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Randomize
