I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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