So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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