gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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