Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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