listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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