Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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