So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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