make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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