her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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