Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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