when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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