We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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