I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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