ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
