Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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