Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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