if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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