oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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