I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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