Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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