There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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